Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Evil Sunscreen Corporations

Realization:

Sunscreen is important as it protects us from the sun's harmful rays. However, there has been a trend recently in terms of sunscreen products: Most now are sold via an aerosol can.

Now, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't aerosol release chlorofluorocarbons into the air? And don't CFCs find the ozone layer a tasty snack? And without an ozone layer...won't we die....or at the very least be more exposed to the suns harmful rays?

Does this mean that the sunscreen companies are purposely trying to kill our natural protection from the sun, so that we might have to come to solely rely on manufactured protection? Or are they just that stupid that they don't realize what they are doing to the only planet we have?

Here me people buy sunscreen that comes in pump bottles, or is dispensed like a lotion. Together we can bring down this evil corporation's sinister plans!

1 comment:

  1. Cory,

    Thanks for your kind comment. As a novelist, it's always good to get the attention of another author. You're fortunate to live near Gettysburg and relative striking distance of the Virginia battle sites. For me, it's a hike and a three-day trip. Keep writing and let me know when you publish a piece either online or in print.

    Naim

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